There’s this unspoken pressure around a kids birthday party—balloon arches, color-coordinated themes, Pinterest-level DIYs. Somewhere along the way, we forgot the goal is a happy kid and not a part-time event planning job. If you’re a busy parent juggling work, meals, and the occasional existential crisis, you don’t need another item on your plate that feels like a second job. You need a plan that actually works. Here’s how to throw a birthday party that’s low-effort, high-impact, and leaves everyone (especially you) in one piece. Outsource the Chaos If you can offload the big stuff—do it. Renting a space that…